First Mission

[Merlin Seiko]

Mission #BPPL01
Starting out at Dawn fron San Jose, if I have not arrived at Gnoss by dark send out the search party as my guide dog does not know this area and I hope there are no sharp turns as he does not like sharp turns.
Hope I got this part right.
:-( :eek: :heheh:
Merlin Seiko

[Merlin Seiko]

Mission BPPL01
Pilot Name=Merlin Seiko
Pilot #=1005
Date=02-02-04
Time=0.95
Time=$560
Flgiht took 57 minutes

Comments=After taking off and doing a quick about turn to head for Gnoss my guide dog got worried and kept putting the flaps down and I wondered why I was flying so slow. I did find some mouldy doughnuts in the cockpit which I had great fun dropping out of cockpit window but I will not be held responsible for anyone getting injured by falling doughnuts. On reaching Gnoss the ATC must have been having a late sleep so I just landed before anyone noticed, I hope the china is not broke I daren't look at it .
Besides the dog needed to cock a leg and so did I. could not find the toilet so I had to lubricate the aircraft wheel, which I believe is quite legal.
:eek: :whack:

[Bonez]

Excuse me???
Did I just hear that someone threw out my donuts ?????
I stashed them in the San Jose 172 for the occasion that I might get lost and need some food.

Now I'm gonna have to buy new ones

[lukexcom]

A thought strikes Luke as he casually reads over a few Pilot Reports while on his way to Alaska

Hmmm, could it be? Non-TOOTSD-authorized doughnuts? Looks like competition has set up shop and is providing their unauthorized doughnuts to our pilots. I'll have to make plans for the acquisition, assimilation, or elimination of said competition. There can only be doughnuts provided by The Order. After all, as the saying goes..."There is only one Luke, and HAL is his assistant. All hail TOOTSD!"

Luke then proceeds to hail TOOTSD in a long, poetic song

[Bonez]

My Donuts were official TOOTSD issue. You know, the ones with the extra protein mould and FDA stickers that said not fit for human consumption. (Good thing us PGA pilots aren't human)

Wanders away trying to figure out how to get the catchy, long, poetic hail to the TOOTSD song out of his head