Welcome 1004 and 1005

[The Old Man]

I would just like to welcome to both the new pilots, Pilots 1004 and 1005.

To Merlin Seiko 1005 I would say welcome and glad you made it, hope you have a fun time, just join in here its the same as the last place. Hope your system is working okay now.

Any problems you have my messenger shout up any time. I will get the westland to you shortly.

Now then Ladies and Gentleman, Boys and Girls lets have a warm friendly PGA welcome to Raptorman and Merlin.

Merlin is a friend of mine, we go back a long way, take care my friend there are Pirates and Dragons around. Splice the Brace Captain, God Bless the King.

The Old Man

[Merlin Seiko]

Thanks for the welcome but you never mentioned Dragons, do we use fireproof fuel around here and nobody gets on my plane waving a cutlass around unless it is to cut the doughnuts up for my guide dog.
:rolleyes: :-D :whack:
Merlin Seiko

[Captain Geoff]

:-p

Ignore the old man. :rolleyes: He's not all here. In fact he's not here at all. He's somewhere else. But not me - I'm here. :angel:

Now that you two are wherever you are, Don't come to Alaska. It's dark, dangerous, and full of wind. Not hot air mind you. Cold nasty Russian weather that circumnavigates the earth in a matter of seconds. :razz:

Anyway, I bet the boss has had to increase the insurance budget. She'd better. :yeesh:

And finally - welcome to the wild, wonderful world of Dis - er - Pier Glass Aviation! :beerchug:

[The Boss]

Anyway, I bet the boss has had to increase the insurance budget. She'd better. :yeesh:


Insurance? Why? Insurance is intended to pay for the mistakes made by bad pilots, and since we only have good pilots, we don't need insurance. :rolleyes:

[lukexcom]

Now that you two are wherever you are, Don't come to Alaska. It's dark, dangerous, and full of wind. Not hot air mind you. Cold nasty Russian weather that circumnavigates the earth in a matter of seconds. :razz:


Ignore the ramblings of the inexperienced Alaska survivo...er, pilot. :-p ;-)

A true PGA pilot will have no fear of his surroundings. A true PGA pilot will live through any conditions to deliver the cargo. A true PGA pilot will without thought brave any weather or terrain to get to his destination. A true PGA pilot LOVES Alaska with all his HEART!

Onward-ho, fellow pilots! To Alaska we fly! :charge:

Contact your local party officia...er, Alaska Hub Captain for more information on the glorious Final Frontier!

[Darby]

Welcome Merlin and Raptorman to PGA. Its a great place to begin an illustrious flight career. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Always remember 'Anywhere You'll Ride, We'll Fly' :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I once owned two hand made finest damask pillow slips with the motto embroidered into them. They were beautiful pillow slips but unfortunately, after a particuly vicious hangar party one workday night while the Boss was away, someone used them to pick up all the empty beer cans and then emptied the ashtrays into them. They were then slipped into the neighbouring hangar's trash bin. Oh well, its back to no luxury basics. You don't get much time for a rest round here anyway let alone a sleep on hand embroidered pillows.

Enjoy!
Darby 1013

PS....Merlin. A set of Free steak knives will slice through those doughnuts/donuts effortlessly. But wait theres more!!!! Good food, real coffee, ice cream every 3rd sunday of the month, more work than you can poke a stick at, a clean sheet changed every month yes, you heard right, every month. Sign up now for a stint at PGA Seattle Hub and all this and more could be yours.

Signed and authorised by

Captain Darby Willcox. HubCap
Herbert. Despatch Clerk

[Merlin Seiko]

Thanks for the welcome everyone, and to Darby see my flight report in the Bay Region about them doughnuts.
:heheh:
Merlin Seiko