To: New Members

[Cherry Pneumatic]

We're getting so many new people lately that I've forgotten my manners. Welcome, newbies. Jump right into the fray. One caution...we've had a recent, shall we say, grue infestation. But, other than that, it's completely harmless around here. Except for that one thing that I can't mention...and that other thing that some of us almost went to jail for.

[Rebel]

...and that other thing that some of us almost went to jail for. It's not illegal until you get caught:-D

[Avian]

Is nobody flying at the moment then? I only see Darby Geoff and Cmor's flying reports so far (apart from my dronings of course), where are the other newbs missions?

[Cherry Pneumatic]

Hmmm...flying.

Well...Geoff, Darby, Rick, Boss, Mr. Boss, and Luke are in various states of doing BOTA. Go team, go!

Gator, Mac, and I just flew in from TX (and, boy, are our arms tired).

Bonez is on tour. (he checks in when he can)

Cmor posts his exploits fairly often. (What a hardworking member of society...)

Several "oldtimers" popped in during the birthday bash that we don't see very often (may work for other airlines or may be on "top secret missions").

Goo flys. Torque doesn't.

Gandalf has wings, but I don't know if he flys.

Can grues fly? I certainly hope not. I'm pretty sure doughnuts do not.

Sergey and Alec fly rubber band powered craft. Sometimes they are test pilots for Mac. They work cheaply.

Junior, Herbert, and Peggy are dispatchers. Mostly they are on the ground.

That's all that I know about goings on...what the rest of you lazy bastards are up to, I have no idea. What ARE the rest of you lazy bastards up to?

[Cherry Pneumatic]

Is nobody flying at the moment then? where are the other newbs missions?

Yes, lazy bastards, where are your missions?
:razz:

[The Boss]

Hmmm...flying.

Well...Geoff, Darby, Rick, Boss, Mr. Boss, and Luke are in various states of doing BOTA. Go team, go!


BO-TA! BO-TA!

Gator, Mac, and I just flew in from TX (and, boy, are our arms tired).

...

Bonez is on tour. (he checks in when he can)


I'm sure he's promoting PGA wherever he goes, too, landing us lucrative charters with famous stars.

Cmor posts his exploits fairly often. (What a hardworking member of society...)

Our token responsible pilot... well, sorta.

Several "oldtimers" popped in during the birthday bash that we don't see very often (may work for other airlines or may be on "top secret missions").

They were never here...

Goo flys. Torque doesn't.

AVOO! AVOO!

Gandalf has wings, but I don't know if he flys.

Considering the clipped state of his wings, I'm sure that's a bit of a sore subject with him at the moment.

Can grues fly? I certainly hope not. I'm pretty sure doughnuts do not.

No one knows about grues, but the doughnuts make good frisbees and manhole covers.

Sergey and Alec fly rubber band powered craft. Sometimes they are test pilots for Mac. They work cheaply.

Correction -- they don't fly themselves. They just design and build. Then they draft unwary pilots who wander too close to Hangar 12 and use them for test pilots... with the help of a bit of duct tape, of course.

Junior, Herbert, and Peggy are dispatchers. Mostly they are on the ground.

We have more than just those. There's Diane and Walter and... well, others I'm too lazy to look up at the moment. :)

That's all that I know about goings on...what the rest of you lazy bastards are up to, I have no idea. What ARE the rest of you lazy bastards up to?

Here Cherry -- I'm going to lend you my priming crank handle for while I'm off doing this BOTA business. I trust you to keep the remaining clow... er, pilots in line until I get back! :heheh:

[Mac The Wrench]

I trust you to keep the remaining clow... er, pilots in line until I get back! :heheh:[/QUOTE]

Remember, there's no 3 second rule when your cheese slides off your cracker.

[Cherry Pneumatic]

Fortunately, I speak "Macanese" and I think he means: Insanity can be a short flight...but sometimes there isn't a return ticket option.

Thank you much for the temporary loan of your priming crank handle, Boss.
I must go continue my adventures now before I achieve the rank of "lazy bastard."